twins are so cool i want twins in the future when i get pregnant again (don’t get me wrong i’m so thankful that it’s just one right now there’s no way i could handle more than that) but like i always see people expecting twins on this pregnancy site i joined and i get lowkey jealous just cause i know odds are that won’t ever happen for me like there’s no twins in either sides of our families and it’s rare to just have multiples out of the blue but like that’d be awesome and perfect if it happened next time i was pregnant b/c i only want 3 kids at most
Tinashe x Schoolboy Q | 2 On
physiology is like one of the harder upper level sciences i thought
anatomy and physiology are paired together i’m pretty sure that’s just a fancy way of saying how things function, like the anatomy part is learning the literal structure of the body and the physiology is how they work together.i think a lot of people consider it harder in general b/c it’s a lot of memorization. my bf (a huge science nerd) took it in high school and struggled a little just because there’s SO much content. i think it’d be better for me than biology or other sciences tho because it interests me more & i haven’t completely ruled out going into the medical field yet and that’s like almost always a pre-requisite for any med programs lol
i really wanna take anatomy like i think human anatomy & physiology I & II are gonna be the science classes i’m gonna take towards my A.A and i’m really eager to do it but the upcoming semster i’m doing all online classes and everyone says the class is extremely demanding even on campus so taking it online would probably be biting off way more than i can chew. maybe it’ll just have to wait til spring
Fight Night - Migos
today i found out my mother is gross i’ve had bad cough/congestion for the past few days and i’ve been checking my temp pretty reguarly to make sure it’s just allergies & i’m not getting a fever and i put the lil plastic ear cover thing on the thermometer and took my temp and it was normal so i took the thing off and threw it away and this woman who i’ve lived with for 18 years goes “if you don’t have a fever don’t throw that away, it doesn’t need a new one”
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
i hiiiiiighly highly doubt this happened like.. “faux humanitarian posers” is 10000000% tumblr language and probably not something a 15 year-old in a small village in zimbabwe would say. like please. it’s linked to a tumblr blog not even a news article.
What exactly would a 15 year old kid from Zimbabwe say?
that’s not a great way to word it but they’re lowkey right tho the link itself is not linked to any source besides a blog and there’s a few links in the post that all lead to some website with nothing but the same story in an article from 2012 and if you google the headline it switches around like “4 yr old kid tells madonna to go fuck herself” and “7 yr old kid tells madonna to go fuck herself” (NONE of which come from any significant source, mostly facebook and random blogs) it’s not a bad message but it’s another case of tumblrs mass inability to fact check and eat up whatever shows up on their dash
today i was messin with my mom and i was like “i should take advantage of the baby being an october baby and paint my stomach like a pumpkin and do a photoshoot out in a pumpkin patch” and she was like if you do that i will kick you out of this house
Kid Ink ft. Chris Brown & Tyga | Main Chick
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.