Russian cosmonauts have discovered something remarkable clinging to the outside of the International Space Station: living organisms.
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while
Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video
i’m not tuba shaming him to his face just behind his back on the internet geez what kind of monster do you think i am
omg my brother is in 3rd grade and hes taking trumpet lessons its the cutest thing i cant stand it
awwwwwww lol i wouldn’t mind a trumpet or even a clarinet which was his first choice but somehow he changed his mind to tuba i’m like how did we get here
i told him to play a drum because that’s the best instrument in school bands and he was like “no a drum is too heavy and it’d be hard to carry” so you go with the tuba instead???? okay
my brother who just started 6th grade signed up for band and he chose to play the tuba and now him & my dad are sitting on the couch watching tuba solos on youtube and i had to leave the room because i can’t even pretend that’s remotely interesting or enjoyable
i’m looking through this list of pediatricians because we have to pick one for the baby and i love when they have basically “if you don’t believe in immunizations don’t come here because we will not be having that bullshit” right up on their website
pay nicki minaj a quarter of a million dollars to be better than you on your track
I have always wondered if this was a reference to James Joyce’s Ulysses, in which Bloom carries around a potato for much of the novel.
lmao im haveing fun reading jon greens tumblr
I TOO HAVE READ ULYSSES, JOHN, AND I OFTEN WONDER IF THINGS ARE REFERENCES TO IT. PERFECT EXAMPLE: TODAY, WHEN I CHECKED THE MAIL, I HAD A LETTER. LEOPOLD RECEIVES A LETTER IN ULYSSES. I THINK MY MAILMAN IS A FAN OF THE BOOK.