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passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

georgiaokweeffe:

death-pup:

quickweaves:

Who wrote this

this is art

IM SCREAMING

georgiaokweeffe:

death-pup:

quickweaves:

Who wrote this

this is art

IM SCREAMING

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

but i’d also like to have a house. that’s probably an important thing to have before you get a pool. maybe. but maybe i’ll just live in my pool

i’ll never have a 2 million dollar pool :~( but idc about that just having my own in ground pool that’s kind of nice and fancy is the dream

nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

jean-luc-gohard:

And what the fuck is Benedict Cumberbatch doing on there? He hasn’t done anything important since he told Obi-Wan Kenobi the Clone Army was ready.

Nicki Minaj - Itty Bitty Piggy
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Nicki Minaj - Itty Bitty Piggy

orgyporgy:

as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art

enemaroberts:

zachranc-e:

Frankie your sister is literally 10 years younger than you are. please stop trying to hold on to that sliver of youth. it’s gone.