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micdotcom:

Astronauts just found life in space, we kid you not

Russian cosmonauts have discovered something remarkable clinging to the outside of the International Space Station: living organisms.
“Results of the experiment are absolutely unique" | Follow micdotcom

micdotcom:

Astronauts just found life in space, we kid you not

Russian cosmonauts have discovered something remarkable clinging to the outside of the International Space Station: living organisms.

Results of the experiment are absolutely unique" | Follow micdotcom

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

unseelieangel:

if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while

serpentofsheol:

tsundere-dragon:

League of Legends or anime?

self respect

manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video

manipulistic:

Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video

sure, the tuba maybe isn't the most glamorous instrument but do you think that maybe you're being a little insensitive? he's in the 6th grade. middle school is hard enough. plus, most of my school years were spent as a band kid and tuba players were always super nice and friendly and bands always need more lower brass. i dont know your life or your brother but maybe you could be a little more supportive? tuba players are the best (i played flute and picc btw so im not saying that bc im a tubist)
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i’m not tuba shaming him to his face just behind his back on the internet geez what kind of monster do you think i am

kittening replied to your post: my brother who just started 6th grade …

omg my brother is in 3rd grade and hes taking trumpet lessons its the cutest thing i cant stand it

awwwwwww lol i wouldn’t mind a trumpet or even a clarinet which was his first choice but somehow he changed his mind to tuba i’m like how did we get here

i told him to play a drum because that’s the best instrument in school bands and he was like “no a drum is too heavy and it’d be hard to carry” so you go with the tuba instead???? okay

his room is right next to mine too rip me when he brings a gotdamn tuba home

my brother who just started 6th grade signed up for band and he chose to play the tuba and now him & my dad are sitting on the couch watching tuba solos on youtube and i had to leave the room because i can’t even pretend that’s remotely interesting or enjoyable 

i’m looking through this list of pediatricians because we have to pick one for the baby and i love when they have basically “if you don’t believe in immunizations don’t come here because we will not be having that bullshit” right up on their website

femalefrontedmetal:

pay nicki minaj a quarter of a million dollars to be better than you on your track

bile7:

bile7:

What I do?

When that baby walks away with her hand in the air sayin “OKAY” is me

inconsolable-grief:

wyrdoldetippe:

fishingboatproceeds:

I have always wondered if this was a reference to James Joyce’s Ulysses, in which Bloom carries around a potato for much of the novel.

lmao im haveing fun reading jon greens tumblr

I TOO HAVE READ ULYSSES, JOHN, AND I OFTEN WONDER IF THINGS ARE REFERENCES TO IT. PERFECT EXAMPLE: TODAY, WHEN I CHECKED THE MAIL, I HAD A LETTER. LEOPOLD RECEIVES A LETTER IN ULYSSES. I THINK MY MAILMAN IS A FAN OF THE BOOK.